Hey Sports Fans,
Scrubs said that (“Sports fans”) would get your attention. So, assuming it worked, here’s what’s on my mind tonight:
I began the day as stressed as usual. The day continued along its stressful course, blossoming into a truly awful day after a meeting with my graduate school adviser.
Finally, after a day that bounced between full-blown panic and not giving a single fucking shit, I started drinking gin. At 2:25pm. This made my day decidedly better.
It would have continued along this course if I weren’t falling for a friend of mine who is engaged. I am truly an idiot. And I’d like to elucidate that by “falling” I mean, “already fallen.” Idiot.
In the end, I find that this Pogo song (surprise!) expresses my current conglomeration of emotions well. Enjoy.
PS: I’d like to note that I’m not a complete savage. I drink my gin with tonic.
PSS: Please offer advice on how to not be so pathetic.
PSSS: Please ignore any errors. I’m drunk